Straight from the "I have the best clients in the world" Chronicles!
Thank you Big D!
Thank you Big D!
Who eats better pussy? Males or Lesbians?
I recently had a debate with a male friend on whether or not lesbians eat better pussy than their male counterparts, and we seem to not agree on the answer.
My friend states that there is no way that females eat better pussy than men, but I beg to differ considering that most butch dyke's make pussy eating they're major and only forte.
You be the judge...
Embedding sucks right now so just click the links
(Lesbians)
http://www.xtube.com/play_re.php?v=4pccc-S223-&c=myv&page=1
(Straight couple)
http://www.xtube.com/play_re.php?v=sfpn0-S721-&c=myv&page=1
My friend states that there is no way that females eat better pussy than men, but I beg to differ considering that most butch dyke's make pussy eating they're major and only forte.
You be the judge...
Embedding sucks right now so just click the links
(Lesbians)
http://www.xtube.com/play_re.php?v=4pccc-S223-&c=myv&page=1
(Straight couple)
http://www.xtube.com/play_re.php?v=sfpn0-S721-&c=myv&page=1
Sex work takes discipline and dedication
Of all the jobs and careers I've had over the years, I can truly say that Escorting is by far my favorite and most rewarding endeavor. And yea, I know that my readers hear me say that quite often, and some might say that I'm beginning to sound a little redundant by constantly boasting about the joys of being a hooker. But Saturday morning it truly hit me, that I was destined for this kind of work.
So anyway, I got home late Friday night and settled in with 2 bottles of my favorite red wine. And when I'm enjoying myself, it's easy to sit and devour both bottles without really realizing it. Well, since I'm not a huge drinker, I can easily become TRASHED off just one bottle.
So there I was, watching "Real Sex 29" and "The Bunny Ranch" at 3am in the morning and DRUNK off 2 bottles of my favorite red wine. I mean DRUNK! I stumble my way back to my bedroom; make sure all my doors are locked and the alarm is on, then last, I check to see if my son was ok. Before my drunken head hit the pillow, I remember how imperative it was that I wake up at 6am to post ads for the week, so I set my alarm 6am. And guess what? When that alarm went off 3 hours later, I hopped my hung over ass up, ran to my computer and posted those ads! That's dedication for your ass!
One of my lovely boys recently told me how amazed he was at the fact that I can get up so early even after going to bed so late. It's called disciple, and jus like any business owner out there knows, that in order to be successful, you have to have discipline and dedication. Now if only I can get that discipline and dedicated with my weight loss. Ugh...
MORE PROJECTS
Ok, just call me super woman or just plain CRAZY. I've added yet another project to the list of projects that I do daily. I'm going to actually keep up with this project because it allows me to watch free porn and get paid doing it. I'll tell you fellas about it a little later. I'm still fine tuning the details on the site. I love it so far though; it's totally got my quirky personality injected into it! I love it!
Erika
So anyway, I got home late Friday night and settled in with 2 bottles of my favorite red wine. And when I'm enjoying myself, it's easy to sit and devour both bottles without really realizing it. Well, since I'm not a huge drinker, I can easily become TRASHED off just one bottle.
So there I was, watching "Real Sex 29" and "The Bunny Ranch" at 3am in the morning and DRUNK off 2 bottles of my favorite red wine. I mean DRUNK! I stumble my way back to my bedroom; make sure all my doors are locked and the alarm is on, then last, I check to see if my son was ok. Before my drunken head hit the pillow, I remember how imperative it was that I wake up at 6am to post ads for the week, so I set my alarm 6am. And guess what? When that alarm went off 3 hours later, I hopped my hung over ass up, ran to my computer and posted those ads! That's dedication for your ass!
One of my lovely boys recently told me how amazed he was at the fact that I can get up so early even after going to bed so late. It's called disciple, and jus like any business owner out there knows, that in order to be successful, you have to have discipline and dedication. Now if only I can get that discipline and dedicated with my weight loss. Ugh...
MORE PROJECTS
Ok, just call me super woman or just plain CRAZY. I've added yet another project to the list of projects that I do daily. I'm going to actually keep up with this project because it allows me to watch free porn and get paid doing it. I'll tell you fellas about it a little later. I'm still fine tuning the details on the site. I love it so far though; it's totally got my quirky personality injected into it! I love it!
Erika
Upping my Repertoire 2.0 style...
Lately I've been getting multiple requests for more kink related sessions such as bondage, flogging, role play, and a host of other fetishes that fall in the BDSM category. And I'm first to admit that I'm no Dominatrix. I will however do whatever's necessary to fulfill the fantasies of my lovely boys.
The first fetish that I want to try to conquer is "needle play", and with my medical background as a nurse, I'm sure that I make a great candidate for that. I'm wondering though, how many men would be interested in that kind of fetish if I offered it? I would hate to invest in the medical supplies to only have it sitting up and collecting dust. Most of my men seem to be a bit frightened of pain, especially something as invasive as temporary piercing and needle play.
Caning is another fetish that I want to offer, but yet again, it's pretty painful, so I want to be sure that it's something that my boys would want. I mean, for Christ sakes they cane criminals as a form of corporal punishment in some Asian countries, so I'm pretty sure it has the ability of fucking you up!
Next is electro-sex play, which I found most interesting. There is this cool little electrical device that straps around the cock and balls and gives them an electric shock for slight pain and stimulation. I like the sound of this, but I'm pretty sure there's more to it than what's advertised on the BDSM site.
There are so many questions about this lifestyle that I need answered before I start. I want to be more than just the average spank you and humiliate you type of BDSM provider. I want to learn about sensory deprivation, mummification, as well as experimenting with different sensations. I certainly won't be asking any BDSM providers for advice, because for some reason a lot of sex workers aren't too friendly with giving advice to strangers, especially advice to escorts. Besides, I'm not all that lazy to where I can't find information on my own.
But as I stated before, I have questions. How will I know when my client is satisfied? This lifestyle is TOTALLY different than escorting, because once he cums- mission accomplished! But how are you for certain that the male has received what he's paying you for? There really seem to be no for certain ending to these types of sessions. I guess I'm going to have to start visiting BDSM providers as a client to get a feel of how things are done.
I have lots of homework to do....
But anyway, here is my wish list and the shit that I'm dying to have. Every month I'm going to purchase something from it, so that I can begin this new phase in my service repertoire, and make a few of you nasty boys my helpless little Bitches!
https://www.extremerestraints.com/wishlist_public.php?public_id=260521
The first fetish that I want to try to conquer is "needle play", and with my medical background as a nurse, I'm sure that I make a great candidate for that. I'm wondering though, how many men would be interested in that kind of fetish if I offered it? I would hate to invest in the medical supplies to only have it sitting up and collecting dust. Most of my men seem to be a bit frightened of pain, especially something as invasive as temporary piercing and needle play.
Caning is another fetish that I want to offer, but yet again, it's pretty painful, so I want to be sure that it's something that my boys would want. I mean, for Christ sakes they cane criminals as a form of corporal punishment in some Asian countries, so I'm pretty sure it has the ability of fucking you up!
Next is electro-sex play, which I found most interesting. There is this cool little electrical device that straps around the cock and balls and gives them an electric shock for slight pain and stimulation. I like the sound of this, but I'm pretty sure there's more to it than what's advertised on the BDSM site.
There are so many questions about this lifestyle that I need answered before I start. I want to be more than just the average spank you and humiliate you type of BDSM provider. I want to learn about sensory deprivation, mummification, as well as experimenting with different sensations. I certainly won't be asking any BDSM providers for advice, because for some reason a lot of sex workers aren't too friendly with giving advice to strangers, especially advice to escorts. Besides, I'm not all that lazy to where I can't find information on my own.
But as I stated before, I have questions. How will I know when my client is satisfied? This lifestyle is TOTALLY different than escorting, because once he cums- mission accomplished! But how are you for certain that the male has received what he's paying you for? There really seem to be no for certain ending to these types of sessions. I guess I'm going to have to start visiting BDSM providers as a client to get a feel of how things are done.
I have lots of homework to do....
But anyway, here is my wish list and the shit that I'm dying to have. Every month I'm going to purchase something from it, so that I can begin this new phase in my service repertoire, and make a few of you nasty boys my helpless little Bitches!
https://www.extremerestraints.com/wishlist_public.php?public_id=260521
Sushi Fumbles...
(My plate at the Drunken Fish)What a great weekend I had. And it's not like I did anything special or exciting; it was just one of those days where I was happy with life and the weather. Sadly, I had just started my period so I didn't see any clients that evening. I instead took my son to a birthday party at a skating rink off St. Charles Rock Road; probably one of the last great skating rinks in town. I've always been a people watcher, which is one of the things that I do to help me understand people better. And believe me; people will always give you a show when they are unaware that you are watching them....especially children.
So later that night I decided to do more people watching down at my favorite Sushi restaurant; The Drunken Fish. I was inconspicuously sitting at the bar next to two young Caucasian females. Both of them look to be no older than 25 or 26. I began to become tickled by their struggles with the chopsticks. The blonde fumbled with her sushi until it literally fell apart on her plate, and inside I laughed even harder. I wasn't laughing at them, but instead laughing at the fact that I'd been in that same predicament when I first discovered sushi. Not being able to use chopsticks and embarrassingly looking around to make sure no Asians saw me fucking up their food.
As I sat there, laughing on the inside, I see the blonde just gave up, and pick the sushi up with her hands. Soon, my food arrived and I get the usual - The Recession Roll, and the Drunken Fish Roll, and some sake. I could see the girls out of the corner of my eye, watching me to see if I were going to have the same chopstick fumbles as them. But being that I eat sushi just about every week; I have become somewhat of a pro, so sorry girls!
The brunet leans over and asks me what kind of sushi I ordered, and I told her, then I offered her some. Since I wasn't going to let her dig her fingers into my plate, I helped her position the chopsticks in her hands correctly, and guided her to a successful chopstick usage! She did it; she picked one up from my plate without destroying it, or fumbling!
Good Girl!
The Ultimate Orgasm
This one is for the ladies....
If you've ever had problems having an orgasm, here is a personal trick that I use. Because most orgasms are part mental and part physical, take some time to manifest your kinkiest thought before you begin having sex.
Those of you that have been in my company know that I use this specific toy. I love this toy so much, that it's one of my ultimate "must haves" when I'm fucking, and it's called: "Vibe Me Sensual Pleasure Vibe". I never use this vibe on the inside of my pussy, but instead, I strategically place the vibe against my clit as I'm riding, and lean forward to keep it in place.
Now - as you're riding and vibing at the same time, pull that kinky thought from your memory banks and begin stimulating your mind, while your man and the vibrator is stimulating your pussy and clit.
Move your hips in a circular motion while keeping the vibrator securely in place. If the vibrator slips away from the clit, just put it back in place, but never hold it there with your hands. For some reason holding the vibrator with my hands takes away from the orgasm. Most of the orgasm will come from the stimulation on the clit and his cock movements inside your vagina. As your riding, have your partner GENTLY touch your breast or better yet, have him rub them with oil while your on top.
It may not happen right away, but don't stop .Orgasms should feel like waves, and they usually start in the pit of your stomach. They kind of feel like the downward decent on a roller coaster, but the sensation is phenomenal once you reach it!
Good Luck!
If you've ever had problems having an orgasm, here is a personal trick that I use. Because most orgasms are part mental and part physical, take some time to manifest your kinkiest thought before you begin having sex.
Those of you that have been in my company know that I use this specific toy. I love this toy so much, that it's one of my ultimate "must haves" when I'm fucking, and it's called: "Vibe Me Sensual Pleasure Vibe". I never use this vibe on the inside of my pussy, but instead, I strategically place the vibe against my clit as I'm riding, and lean forward to keep it in place.
Now - as you're riding and vibing at the same time, pull that kinky thought from your memory banks and begin stimulating your mind, while your man and the vibrator is stimulating your pussy and clit.
Move your hips in a circular motion while keeping the vibrator securely in place. If the vibrator slips away from the clit, just put it back in place, but never hold it there with your hands. For some reason holding the vibrator with my hands takes away from the orgasm. Most of the orgasm will come from the stimulation on the clit and his cock movements inside your vagina. As your riding, have your partner GENTLY touch your breast or better yet, have him rub them with oil while your on top.
It may not happen right away, but don't stop .Orgasms should feel like waves, and they usually start in the pit of your stomach. They kind of feel like the downward decent on a roller coaster, but the sensation is phenomenal once you reach it!
Good Luck!
5 fun Vagina Facts...
I was recently given the most fabulous and outrageous book about sex that kept me laughing for hours. The book is called: “Jim Goads gigantic book of sex”, and below is an excerpt from my favorite chapter. “5 fun vagina facts”
Enjoy
“Canyon Cunt”
The largest vagina ever recorded is thought to have belonged to 7’8 inch Anna Swan (1846-1888). A long legged Scottish temptress who once popped out a 26 pound baby, the biggest little crumb snatcher ever recorded in world history.
“I got Buddha in my coochie”
Eastern religions seem generally more pussy-friendly than those in the pussy-hating West. For example, Tantric Buddhism pinpoints the essence of the entire religion is nestled within the vagina, and the word “cunt” is derived from “Cunti”, who was a Hindu goddess of wisdom.
“Orgasms are good for you”
Orgasms alleviate menstrual cramps because the force of the orgasm’s muscular contractions helps cleanse the pussy of all the nasty bacteria fluids that accrete during her period. Cumming also cures headaches and depression because it releases endorphins into the bloodstream.
“Germ infested slime pit”
The average human pussy is host to 15 different strains of bacteria, “good germs” designed to ward off the renegade “bad germs” which can invade the pussy and make everyone’s life a living hell.
“Women are SO sensitive”
Although most clits are far smaller than most penises, they contain twice as many nerve endings as the larger, dumber male organ.
This guys is fucking hilarious….
Enjoy
“Canyon Cunt”
The largest vagina ever recorded is thought to have belonged to 7’8 inch Anna Swan (1846-1888). A long legged Scottish temptress who once popped out a 26 pound baby, the biggest little crumb snatcher ever recorded in world history.
“I got Buddha in my coochie”
Eastern religions seem generally more pussy-friendly than those in the pussy-hating West. For example, Tantric Buddhism pinpoints the essence of the entire religion is nestled within the vagina, and the word “cunt” is derived from “Cunti”, who was a Hindu goddess of wisdom.
“Orgasms are good for you”
Orgasms alleviate menstrual cramps because the force of the orgasm’s muscular contractions helps cleanse the pussy of all the nasty bacteria fluids that accrete during her period. Cumming also cures headaches and depression because it releases endorphins into the bloodstream.
“Germ infested slime pit”
The average human pussy is host to 15 different strains of bacteria, “good germs” designed to ward off the renegade “bad germs” which can invade the pussy and make everyone’s life a living hell.
“Women are SO sensitive”
Although most clits are far smaller than most penises, they contain twice as many nerve endings as the larger, dumber male organ.
This guys is fucking hilarious….
Prayer keeps me sane....
(Ancient Egyptian Goddess Ma'at)Yeah I know what you're thinking, why would an escort pray, let alone think God hears her prayers. Thank God my relationship with the higher power is so rock solid that not only does she hear my prayers, she answer's them 99% of the time. I must admit, I am one lucky girl, or shall I say blessed girl. My life has been so marvelous in spite of the whole religious movement telling me that what I do for a living is an abomination and a sin.
I must admit that I do go to church faithfully only because it's a ritual that allows me to give thanks to my higher power collectively, which I feel is a female deity. Now I'm not going to go into detail about female deities or unconventional idea's of Gods, but I've done enough Theology research to understand the importance of having both male and female Gods for balance....like Ying and Yang...balance.
I never pray to my Goddess for anything tangible, instead I pray that she allows me the wisdom to make good decisions and protect me, and so far, she comes through 99% of the time. Her methods of blessing me are so unconventional, that even the smallest blessing makes me joyful.
Now I can go on for days about the countless ancient sex deities, which I wrote about a few years back. But I firmly believe that there are multiple Gods for everything, even sex.
http://majestichands.com/blog-14399-worshiping-ancient-sex-gods-and-goddesses.php
But I'm not going to sit here and rationalize my beliefs because that takes away form the mystique. Gods and Goddesses are FAR beyond our comprehension, they have to be. Look at the planets, stars, and galaxies. Those things were created by something FAR beyond our intelligence and comprehension. And when the Gods and Goddesses decide to shake us off this wonderful planet and life as we know it is long gone, those supernatural deities will still be around creating and manipulating the cosmos.
I must admit that I do go to church faithfully only because it's a ritual that allows me to give thanks to my higher power collectively, which I feel is a female deity. Now I'm not going to go into detail about female deities or unconventional idea's of Gods, but I've done enough Theology research to understand the importance of having both male and female Gods for balance....like Ying and Yang...balance.
I never pray to my Goddess for anything tangible, instead I pray that she allows me the wisdom to make good decisions and protect me, and so far, she comes through 99% of the time. Her methods of blessing me are so unconventional, that even the smallest blessing makes me joyful.
Now I can go on for days about the countless ancient sex deities, which I wrote about a few years back. But I firmly believe that there are multiple Gods for everything, even sex.
http://majestichands.com/blog-14399-worshiping-ancient-sex-gods-and-goddesses.php
But I'm not going to sit here and rationalize my beliefs because that takes away form the mystique. Gods and Goddesses are FAR beyond our comprehension, they have to be. Look at the planets, stars, and galaxies. Those things were created by something FAR beyond our intelligence and comprehension. And when the Gods and Goddesses decide to shake us off this wonderful planet and life as we know it is long gone, those supernatural deities will still be around creating and manipulating the cosmos.
Read about Ma'at! If more people followed this Deity instead of following Jesus, the world today would be a Utopia!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ma
Crazy girl......
Ugh....the longer I'm in the business the more I begin to realize that escorts are NUTS. Yes I said it, escorts are fucking NUTS. And they usually don't show you that side of their personalities right away. The craziness usually floats to the top once you've gotten to know them. I've been lucky though; most crazy escorts show some sign of imbalance right away, which is good because I won't waste any time befriending her.
All you have is one time to call me sounding crazy, imbalanced, or like a con-artist, before I tell you straight out, "I'm sorry sweetie, I'm a little too busy right now", If you ever heard me say that to you, then that's a hint that I think your NUTS.
I can't begin to tell you the amount of girls that contact me for some con-artist shit or just sounding ghetto over the phone. I don't do crazy or ghetto. My life is too structured, too organized, and too wonderful to deal with anyone who could possibly make me insane.
Experts say that insanity is contagious, so I'm avoiding these girls like the flu. After hearing escorts nag about clients, gossip about other escorts, gossip about message boards, nagging about family issues; my mind can't take all that crazy shit. I'm as normal and sane as they come, and dammit I want to keep it that way.
No wonder I'm a loner....
All you have is one time to call me sounding crazy, imbalanced, or like a con-artist, before I tell you straight out, "I'm sorry sweetie, I'm a little too busy right now", If you ever heard me say that to you, then that's a hint that I think your NUTS.
I can't begin to tell you the amount of girls that contact me for some con-artist shit or just sounding ghetto over the phone. I don't do crazy or ghetto. My life is too structured, too organized, and too wonderful to deal with anyone who could possibly make me insane.
Experts say that insanity is contagious, so I'm avoiding these girls like the flu. After hearing escorts nag about clients, gossip about other escorts, gossip about message boards, nagging about family issues; my mind can't take all that crazy shit. I'm as normal and sane as they come, and dammit I want to keep it that way.
No wonder I'm a loner....
The Butch Fantasy.....
(Sexy Butch Lesbian- Skyler Cooper)I had a raging orgasm today and yesterday that was probably mentally induced by a particular fantasy that I've been having lately.
So anyway, I recently got a slew of vibrating dildos and anal probes and decided to try one with my client yesterday. As I lay there with my legs spread eagle and the vibrator on my clit, I envisioned a big black pussy eating butch lesbian dyke between my legs doing what she does best. This is a recurring fantasy that I've had for the last year or so, which makes me cum like crazy.
The orgasms are so intense that I loose sight for 20 seconds. Now don't get me wrong, I love men and femme lesbians, but there's nothing sexier than that "Stud Mystique".
There once was a saying among black women that goes "Once you go white, you know you been licked right", referring to the way white men eat pussy. But I'm going to change that up, and start a new trend.
The new saying is......
"Once you go butch Dyke, you know you been licked right"
Erika
So anyway, I recently got a slew of vibrating dildos and anal probes and decided to try one with my client yesterday. As I lay there with my legs spread eagle and the vibrator on my clit, I envisioned a big black pussy eating butch lesbian dyke between my legs doing what she does best. This is a recurring fantasy that I've had for the last year or so, which makes me cum like crazy.
The orgasms are so intense that I loose sight for 20 seconds. Now don't get me wrong, I love men and femme lesbians, but there's nothing sexier than that "Stud Mystique".
There once was a saying among black women that goes "Once you go white, you know you been licked right", referring to the way white men eat pussy. But I'm going to change that up, and start a new trend.
The new saying is......
"Once you go butch Dyke, you know you been licked right"
Erika
Guys I'd Fuck- Al Pacino
I am proud to say that I was HOT for Al Pacino way before black folks became obsessed with Scarface in the late 90's, and it's a lust that I still harbor today.
The year was 1989 when I discovered the awesomeness known as Al Pacino. My parents were having their usual Saturday night Poker game with the neighbors when they started discussing movies. Now being the avid movie watcher that I am, I quietly sat at the bottom of the basement stairs listening to them discuss movies. As the conversation began to progress, my parents would let me join in on the discussion, which I adored.
Every movie discussed that night was a movie that I'd previously seen and loved, so joining the conversation was a real treat. Suddenly they began discussing two movies that I wasn't familiar with, "The Godfather 1 & 2", and this is where my obsession and fascination was conceived.
The discussion about "The Godfather 1& 2" turned into the main discussion of the night, and Al Pacino's name was thrown around at least 300 times by everyone in the room. I began to get anxious over the fact that I couldn't join this discussion, because I wasn't quite familiar with Al Pacino yet, so I had my father go out the very next day and rent me some Al Pacino movies. Back in those days the VCR was the current technology, and most grocery stores had movie clubs where you could rent movies. So that evening my dad walks into my room with a stack of his "Al Pacino Must-haves", which were the Godfather 1&2 and Scarface.
I got settled in front of our large console TV, opened a bag of Doritos, and got busy watching the moves. Being that I was only 11 or 12 at the time, the Godfather went completely over my head, but I immediately fell in love with Al Pacino. Once I watched Scarface, my admiration quickly turned to lust, which led to countless hours in the bathtub playing with my young inexperienced vagina.
I began to wallpaper my room with posters of Al Pacino from various movies that I had seen. Serpico and Scarface mainly, but I also had a small picture of him on the front of my TrapperKeeper that I would keep in my desk at school. Later I would learn some interesting facts about Al that I thought were cute, like the fact that he's only 5'7. I had got it in my mind for so many years that AL was a tall man because of all those mafia and larger than life characters that he played. I mean hell, when you think of Mafia men, you think big men. Or better yet, Italian gangsters with big dicks, and the desire to use them!
That was Al Pacino in my wet dreams...
The year was 1989 when I discovered the awesomeness known as Al Pacino. My parents were having their usual Saturday night Poker game with the neighbors when they started discussing movies. Now being the avid movie watcher that I am, I quietly sat at the bottom of the basement stairs listening to them discuss movies. As the conversation began to progress, my parents would let me join in on the discussion, which I adored.
Every movie discussed that night was a movie that I'd previously seen and loved, so joining the conversation was a real treat. Suddenly they began discussing two movies that I wasn't familiar with, "The Godfather 1 & 2", and this is where my obsession and fascination was conceived.
The discussion about "The Godfather 1& 2" turned into the main discussion of the night, and Al Pacino's name was thrown around at least 300 times by everyone in the room. I began to get anxious over the fact that I couldn't join this discussion, because I wasn't quite familiar with Al Pacino yet, so I had my father go out the very next day and rent me some Al Pacino movies. Back in those days the VCR was the current technology, and most grocery stores had movie clubs where you could rent movies. So that evening my dad walks into my room with a stack of his "Al Pacino Must-haves", which were the Godfather 1&2 and Scarface.
I got settled in front of our large console TV, opened a bag of Doritos, and got busy watching the moves. Being that I was only 11 or 12 at the time, the Godfather went completely over my head, but I immediately fell in love with Al Pacino. Once I watched Scarface, my admiration quickly turned to lust, which led to countless hours in the bathtub playing with my young inexperienced vagina.
I began to wallpaper my room with posters of Al Pacino from various movies that I had seen. Serpico and Scarface mainly, but I also had a small picture of him on the front of my TrapperKeeper that I would keep in my desk at school. Later I would learn some interesting facts about Al that I thought were cute, like the fact that he's only 5'7. I had got it in my mind for so many years that AL was a tall man because of all those mafia and larger than life characters that he played. I mean hell, when you think of Mafia men, you think big men. Or better yet, Italian gangsters with big dicks, and the desire to use them!
That was Al Pacino in my wet dreams...
Naked Vlog Series......
Ok, I've come up with a cool idea to market myself to strangers, while at the same time entertaining my mass of regulars. I have decided to do a weekly series of Naked Vlogs just discussing various kink and sex related topics. I'm going to try to have special guests appear with me, but it seems increasingly difficult to find serious video partners, so don't hold your breath on that one.
I've already done 3 which I think are pretty damn good and sexy. So hopefully the topics will become more serious but sexy.
If there's anything specific that you want me to talk about, please email me or leave a comment in this blog. I'm looking forward to the complete stimulation of both your mind and body. So stay tuned.
Go check out the first 3 series and tell me what you think!
(Last 3 videos on the page)
(Password is Erika)
http://majestichands.com/movies.php
I've already done 3 which I think are pretty damn good and sexy. So hopefully the topics will become more serious but sexy.
If there's anything specific that you want me to talk about, please email me or leave a comment in this blog. I'm looking forward to the complete stimulation of both your mind and body. So stay tuned.
Go check out the first 3 series and tell me what you think!
(Last 3 videos on the page)
(Password is Erika)
http://majestichands.com/movies.php
"Milk" is delicious....
Yesterday I watched one of the most stunning movies of 2008, "Milk" staring Sean Penn, who won an Oscar for the role. Rarely do I take in a movie on such a personal level. I guess that's because most of my best friends are Gay, and it was a drag queen that got me started in this business. I owe so much to them because they are the ones that taught me that life is too short to worry about little things and little people. But I digress....
"Milk" captured the essence of San Francisco Supervisor and Gay Rights leader Harvey Milk, and his unyielding determination to make life better and fair for gays. Milk was a Gay Republican who not only stood up for gay rights; he stood up for the Unions, Minorities, and better public Schools for the San Francisco Community. His determination to fight for ALL people is what won him the popular vote.
Sadly his go-getting nature was met with constant opposition, and ended with him being assassinated.
On a lighter note - it was kinda funny watching my dad squirm and grimace at the sight of men kissing, but he agreed that the movie was great.
Check it out!
By the way, I posted 2 new naked vlog videos in the Movie Section (They're FREE). The password is Erika
http://majestichands.com/movies.php
"Milk" captured the essence of San Francisco Supervisor and Gay Rights leader Harvey Milk, and his unyielding determination to make life better and fair for gays. Milk was a Gay Republican who not only stood up for gay rights; he stood up for the Unions, Minorities, and better public Schools for the San Francisco Community. His determination to fight for ALL people is what won him the popular vote.
Sadly his go-getting nature was met with constant opposition, and ended with him being assassinated.
On a lighter note - it was kinda funny watching my dad squirm and grimace at the sight of men kissing, but he agreed that the movie was great.
Check it out!
By the way, I posted 2 new naked vlog videos in the Movie Section (They're FREE). The password is Erika
http://majestichands.com/movies.php
Some like it rough....NOT ME!
What is it with men and brutality? Is it the need to prove that he's the man? I'm not sure, but whoever told him that rough sex is great, is definitely someone who gets laid less often than I do. Word of advice - I do NOT like being pounded into the mattress. You do NOT have to prove your manhood to me by removing all signs of romance and sensuality from our time together. Last time I checked, I wasn't a dog or gorilla, and neither are you, so PLEASE stop with the National Geographic style sex.
See, this is the problem with dealing with new clients, especially young ones. They haven't the slightest idea of what turns me on, or how to even ask. And then after 5 years in business and TONS of writing about what I like, I still get clients who come here looking to prove his manhood. It's like watching a gorilla pound on his chest.
If you haven't gotten the memo by now, IM THE BOSS; And if your fragile ego can't handle that, better luck elsewhere. Men don't pay to come here and shove their testosterone around. They come here to be with the professional, ME!
So this last new guy that came here needs to be reminded of that! He literally did everything wrong from the time he walked in, from the time he left. He had this arrogance about him that was almost comical. He didn't talk much, but he sure did asked a lot of questions. And usually I don't give too much information about me if our chemistry isn't there, and I definitely wasn't feeling him.
Although the session went on fine, I still didn't feel that spark that I usually feel with 99% of my regular clients. I guess this is where YMMV comes in, and how the lack of chemistry can make an OK session seem like an awful one. This makes me sort of sad though because here is a handsome well built man that I probably would never see again, based on his dried up personality and lack of sensuality.
I'm sorry to tell you this, but girls in this industry don't get off as easily as "regular" women. We need a little more coaxing and creative sexuality just to get the orgasm off the ground. Thank God for the men that know my body, because if I left it up to all the newbie's, I'd be drier than the Serengeti.
Erika
See, this is the problem with dealing with new clients, especially young ones. They haven't the slightest idea of what turns me on, or how to even ask. And then after 5 years in business and TONS of writing about what I like, I still get clients who come here looking to prove his manhood. It's like watching a gorilla pound on his chest.
If you haven't gotten the memo by now, IM THE BOSS; And if your fragile ego can't handle that, better luck elsewhere. Men don't pay to come here and shove their testosterone around. They come here to be with the professional, ME!
So this last new guy that came here needs to be reminded of that! He literally did everything wrong from the time he walked in, from the time he left. He had this arrogance about him that was almost comical. He didn't talk much, but he sure did asked a lot of questions. And usually I don't give too much information about me if our chemistry isn't there, and I definitely wasn't feeling him.
Although the session went on fine, I still didn't feel that spark that I usually feel with 99% of my regular clients. I guess this is where YMMV comes in, and how the lack of chemistry can make an OK session seem like an awful one. This makes me sort of sad though because here is a handsome well built man that I probably would never see again, based on his dried up personality and lack of sensuality.
I'm sorry to tell you this, but girls in this industry don't get off as easily as "regular" women. We need a little more coaxing and creative sexuality just to get the orgasm off the ground. Thank God for the men that know my body, because if I left it up to all the newbie's, I'd be drier than the Serengeti.
Erika
The Lusty Chick
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