I was restless yesterday so I decided to skim the 100’s of useless cable channels that I have and don’t normally watch when all of a sudden I started skimming through the Gospel and religious channels. I usually skim through that section pretty fast, but something in my spirit told me to stop and watch TD Jakes sermon. Pastor Jakes was talking about tapping into your destiny and divine order, and before I knew it, I was watching him for 2 hours.
He made a statement that struck a cord with me and made the light bulb in my head radiate 1000 watts of energy. He said, “If something is Divinely Ordered, no matter how ridiculous or unrealistic it seems to your family or even to yourself, the steps will come very easily”.
I never told anyone this because the idea, even by my standards VERY unrealistic and laughable.
*****But*****
I want to someday go to Harvard University.
I laugh as I type this because saying “I want to go to Harvard University” seems comical and ridiculous at best.
Then I emailed my mentor who is a pimp, which I HATE doing because he’s kind of mean, but he motivates the hell out of me, and his response to me about Harvard was:
“Harvard University is not on another planet, underwater, on the Sun, or a distant galaxy away. It’s in Fucking Boston Massachusetts. It’s not a Mission Impossible”!
GOD, PLEASE bring more people like that in my life!!!!
The Art of Intimidation for Growth...
A great thinker once said that if you are the smartest or most successful person in your circle of friends, then your crowd is too low.
If you are the only one that everyone comes to for help and answers, then your crowd is too low. And before you know it, your mental and psychological growth will become stunted because these people suck away your life force. We all have friends in our inner circle that sucks the life right out of us, because they need so much fucking help ALL THE TIME.
That’s why I’ve decided to cut many of my life draining friends, and start hanging with people who intimidate me.
-Financially independent people
-Skinny people
-Attractive people
-Smart people
-Confident people
-Great thinkers
-Brilliant people
-Happy people
We all need friends who intimidate us because it gives us that competitive edge. If all you hang around is people who have less than you do and complain 24/7, then you are truly missing out on surrounding yourself with people who possess tenacity, goals, and an unwavering desire to make their mark on the world. Ambition is contagious.
*Remember the saying*
Iron sharpens Iron and Great thinkers sharpen Great thinkers!
If you are the only one that everyone comes to for help and answers, then your crowd is too low. And before you know it, your mental and psychological growth will become stunted because these people suck away your life force. We all have friends in our inner circle that sucks the life right out of us, because they need so much fucking help ALL THE TIME.
That’s why I’ve decided to cut many of my life draining friends, and start hanging with people who intimidate me.
-Financially independent people
-Skinny people
-Attractive people
-Smart people
-Confident people
-Great thinkers
-Brilliant people
-Happy people
We all need friends who intimidate us because it gives us that competitive edge. If all you hang around is people who have less than you do and complain 24/7, then you are truly missing out on surrounding yourself with people who possess tenacity, goals, and an unwavering desire to make their mark on the world. Ambition is contagious.
*Remember the saying*
Iron sharpens Iron and Great thinkers sharpen Great thinkers!
Spiritually and Practices....
I’m in the process of creating an altar for my incall since I spend most of my day hours there. Although I love Voodoo, an altar would be a little intimidating to my visitors, so my altar will be more Pagan centered than Voodoo. I keep altars in my residences not only as spiritual worshiping tools, but also for protection.
My spiritual advisor who has been an avid practice of Voodoo for 30 years told me that I need “living objects” on my altar, preferably fruits and vegetables that I grow on my own. So right now I’m in the process of growing tomatoes, cantaloupes, and peppers. She says when I personally grow the foods that are being offered to the loa and Orisha as a tribute; those spirits tend to gravitate to me more. Altars should be visually pleasing to the loa and Orisha, so it is suggested that we use nice colorful fabrics, candles, stones, crystals, healthy foods like fruits and veggies, and decorated pots and bottles.
This rich mixture of objects and Voodoo symbolism becomes a place where the deities interact with worshipers, and a point of contact between the spirit and human worlds can be formed.
Vodou (Voodoo) is such a misunderstood and misrepresented Religion, that even when I attempt to explain it’s origins to my Christian family members, I am immediately met with fear and opposition.
It’s that fear of the unknown.
My advisor tells me that I don’t always need to explain to others my Spirituality, I’m not Billy Graham or the religious Crusades. Just be good to people, take care of my family, pay my dues, pray to my Gods, and keep it moving!!
My spiritual advisor who has been an avid practice of Voodoo for 30 years told me that I need “living objects” on my altar, preferably fruits and vegetables that I grow on my own. So right now I’m in the process of growing tomatoes, cantaloupes, and peppers. She says when I personally grow the foods that are being offered to the loa and Orisha as a tribute; those spirits tend to gravitate to me more. Altars should be visually pleasing to the loa and Orisha, so it is suggested that we use nice colorful fabrics, candles, stones, crystals, healthy foods like fruits and veggies, and decorated pots and bottles.
This rich mixture of objects and Voodoo symbolism becomes a place where the deities interact with worshipers, and a point of contact between the spirit and human worlds can be formed.
Vodou (Voodoo) is such a misunderstood and misrepresented Religion, that even when I attempt to explain it’s origins to my Christian family members, I am immediately met with fear and opposition.
It’s that fear of the unknown.
My advisor tells me that I don’t always need to explain to others my Spirituality, I’m not Billy Graham or the religious Crusades. Just be good to people, take care of my family, pay my dues, pray to my Gods, and keep it moving!!
I got Stood up....AGAIN!!!
I’m so frustrated right now…
I don’t understand how men can book last minute sessions and decide not to show the fuck up or even call. This fool has done this TWICE and made me miss all kinds of money making opportunities. I had at least 5 regulars call for appointments today that I had to turn down because of this dude. I just blocked his number because I don’t want the excuses anymore.
I’m WAY too forgiving with these black dudes because I feel guilty, but the truth is I should have been done with them a LONG time ago. Just keep the ones that I already have.
I’m so fucking frustrated right now because I hate stepping on toes with this race thing, but how many fucking times must my toes get stepped on?
It must REALLY be time for me to retire…
I need a drink!
I don’t understand how men can book last minute sessions and decide not to show the fuck up or even call. This fool has done this TWICE and made me miss all kinds of money making opportunities. I had at least 5 regulars call for appointments today that I had to turn down because of this dude. I just blocked his number because I don’t want the excuses anymore.
I’m WAY too forgiving with these black dudes because I feel guilty, but the truth is I should have been done with them a LONG time ago. Just keep the ones that I already have.
I’m so fucking frustrated right now because I hate stepping on toes with this race thing, but how many fucking times must my toes get stepped on?
It must REALLY be time for me to retire…
I need a drink!
Link Ups and Website Changes
I did a major overhaul in the links/partners section of my website, and I'm quite pleased with the outcome http://majestichands.com/partners.php. I've had http://majestichands.com/ since 2005 and basically most of the links and banners that I had posted were either broken links, websites that are no longer active, and escorts who have since retired or disappeared, so let's just say that my partners section was a graveyard full of dead websites.
That's no more!
After much thought and consideration about which sites to promote on my site, I decided to advertise the affiliate programs that I belong to. I've been an adult affiliate marketer for 2 years now with moderate success because I do very little advertising for those websites. I just couldn't bring myself to post porn on my site besides the ones I'm in because I didn't want the unnecessary traffic flocking to my site. Well, I've officially changed my mind.
A good hustler once told me that everything in my life should somehow be an asset to my well being. So basically he was saying that everything on my site should bring some sort of revenue, especially considering the frequency of updating and information that I provide, and I agree.
I LOVE my site because it's like one stop shopping. You can listen to music, watch porn, chat, and read cool content like my blog and weekly newsletters. It's probably my favorite place on the web! And just think, someone once told me that Rare-escort was a cheap low class site, and YES it's not only cheap, it's FREE, but DAMN it's made me a lot of money and followers over the years!
So Thank you Rare-Escort!
http://majestichands.com/partners.php
That's no more!
After much thought and consideration about which sites to promote on my site, I decided to advertise the affiliate programs that I belong to. I've been an adult affiliate marketer for 2 years now with moderate success because I do very little advertising for those websites. I just couldn't bring myself to post porn on my site besides the ones I'm in because I didn't want the unnecessary traffic flocking to my site. Well, I've officially changed my mind.
A good hustler once told me that everything in my life should somehow be an asset to my well being. So basically he was saying that everything on my site should bring some sort of revenue, especially considering the frequency of updating and information that I provide, and I agree.
I LOVE my site because it's like one stop shopping. You can listen to music, watch porn, chat, and read cool content like my blog and weekly newsletters. It's probably my favorite place on the web! And just think, someone once told me that Rare-escort was a cheap low class site, and YES it's not only cheap, it's FREE, but DAMN it's made me a lot of money and followers over the years!
So Thank you Rare-Escort!
http://majestichands.com/partners.php
Structure, Balance, and Discipline
I swear – It is imperative that my life has some sort of structure and balance. That’s why I made the decision not to answer my phone after 4pm. For the record my hooker hours are Monday-Friday from 10am-2pm, and right at 3:59pm I’m turning my phones OFF and my life as Erika the nurse, mommy, auntie, daughter, friend, and lover begins. And any Hooking that I've done that day is archived in the back of my brain.
As a matter of fact, not only do I turn my business phone off, I place it deep in a side pocket of my purse and zip it away. Once I get to my incall the next morning, I grab my phone, turn it on, and return any messages that were left, and I start my day as “The Hooker”.
As a rule, I keep a select few of escorts and strippers in my little circle, and that circle is very small. If you happen to get an invitation into that tight circle, you’ve met my parents, my son, you’ve been to my house, and your kids were invited to events that I have for my son. So yeah, that circle is VERY small. Like 3 people small.
I have tons of acquaintances and girls that I chat with over the phone regularly, but a very small amount of girls inside my inner circle.
I set weekly, Monthly, and yearly goals for myself, and I work hard not to deviate from them. I’ve become an aggressive saver of my Ho dollars; because it sucks having to depend so much on clients when the bills are already past due, which means you’re BROKE!
It’s a terrible cat and mouse chase, but escorts are some of the richest poor people I know. I know girls that make over $200 per hour and live in motels and resident Inns. I know girls that make over $200 an hour that ask for donations so that they can feed their kids. When I see situations like that, it makes me want to hoard every dime that I make.
It’s all about structure, balance, and discipline, and as I draw nearer to retirement, those things are have become an important force in my life.
As a matter of fact, not only do I turn my business phone off, I place it deep in a side pocket of my purse and zip it away. Once I get to my incall the next morning, I grab my phone, turn it on, and return any messages that were left, and I start my day as “The Hooker”.
As a rule, I keep a select few of escorts and strippers in my little circle, and that circle is very small. If you happen to get an invitation into that tight circle, you’ve met my parents, my son, you’ve been to my house, and your kids were invited to events that I have for my son. So yeah, that circle is VERY small. Like 3 people small.
I have tons of acquaintances and girls that I chat with over the phone regularly, but a very small amount of girls inside my inner circle.
I set weekly, Monthly, and yearly goals for myself, and I work hard not to deviate from them. I’ve become an aggressive saver of my Ho dollars; because it sucks having to depend so much on clients when the bills are already past due, which means you’re BROKE!
It’s a terrible cat and mouse chase, but escorts are some of the richest poor people I know. I know girls that make over $200 per hour and live in motels and resident Inns. I know girls that make over $200 an hour that ask for donations so that they can feed their kids. When I see situations like that, it makes me want to hoard every dime that I make.
It’s all about structure, balance, and discipline, and as I draw nearer to retirement, those things are have become an important force in my life.
No Fucking on the first date....(That's BULLSHIT)!!!!!
I had a heated debate with one of my "square friends" about having sex on a first date.
I for one don't support playing head games and parlor tricks just to get some guy to respect me. If I want to fuck you 10 minutes after meeting you, chances are your going to get fucked. And I've NEVER had any issues from it. I told her that that idea of not respecting a woman after she has graciously given you the pussy is a learned behavior taught by society. And that's why I only deal with men who can think on their own, and make decisions about sex that's not based on societal ideas of what's considered normal.
If I was a man and I met a woman who gave up the pussy early, I'd probably marry her because she just showed a sign of submissiveness by putting my sexual needs first. I don't need a "Strong woman", that's constantly debating about what she's NOT going to do. FUCK THAT!! I'd go and find pussy elsewhere like every other man does.
Now that's not to say that ALL men cheat, because they don't. But what men need to realize is that every sexual decision a woman makes is usually influenced by the man. If the man constantly says that he doesn't respect a woman who sucks and fucks on the first date, the woman will be reluctant to do those things, and before you know it, the man is looking for pussy elsewhere.
DUDE- Why make your job harder!!
That's why I LOVE European men. They don't have the hang-ups when it comes to sex. Americans have turned Sex into this dirty thing that destroys lives and makes you out to have a low self-esteem, while Europeans look at it as a natural, normal way of living.
Unfortunately Black men have the worst sexual hang-ups I've ever experienced, but are some of the most sexual creatures on this planet. It's a HUGE oxymoron situation.
Black dudes LOVE getting their dicks sucked but they loose respect for women that LOVE sucking dick. I don't get it. But you know what? I haven't fucked with a "square" black dude on a personal level in years. But I do LOVE having sex with them!
But just like Bugs Bunny used to say "It's a great place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there".
I for one don't support playing head games and parlor tricks just to get some guy to respect me. If I want to fuck you 10 minutes after meeting you, chances are your going to get fucked. And I've NEVER had any issues from it. I told her that that idea of not respecting a woman after she has graciously given you the pussy is a learned behavior taught by society. And that's why I only deal with men who can think on their own, and make decisions about sex that's not based on societal ideas of what's considered normal.
If I was a man and I met a woman who gave up the pussy early, I'd probably marry her because she just showed a sign of submissiveness by putting my sexual needs first. I don't need a "Strong woman", that's constantly debating about what she's NOT going to do. FUCK THAT!! I'd go and find pussy elsewhere like every other man does.
Now that's not to say that ALL men cheat, because they don't. But what men need to realize is that every sexual decision a woman makes is usually influenced by the man. If the man constantly says that he doesn't respect a woman who sucks and fucks on the first date, the woman will be reluctant to do those things, and before you know it, the man is looking for pussy elsewhere.
DUDE- Why make your job harder!!
That's why I LOVE European men. They don't have the hang-ups when it comes to sex. Americans have turned Sex into this dirty thing that destroys lives and makes you out to have a low self-esteem, while Europeans look at it as a natural, normal way of living.
Unfortunately Black men have the worst sexual hang-ups I've ever experienced, but are some of the most sexual creatures on this planet. It's a HUGE oxymoron situation.
Black dudes LOVE getting their dicks sucked but they loose respect for women that LOVE sucking dick. I don't get it. But you know what? I haven't fucked with a "square" black dude on a personal level in years. But I do LOVE having sex with them!
But just like Bugs Bunny used to say "It's a great place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there".
Bad Sex = Unhappy Hooker
God, what is going on here lately? I've been having some terrible sex lately and I don't like it. I'm just going to step out and be honest and say that the sex has been terrible these last 2 weeks.
A bunch of emotionless dead fish just lying there like greasy sardines.
And the fucked up thing is that the sex had fabulous potential because each of these men had huge cocks but just laid there emotionless and silent. It was the type of sex that a married couple who's been married for 50 years would have.
I call it obligation sex....
I'm obligated to let him lay there like a dead fish because that's what he paid to do. Ugh...
That's the down fall of being a hooker; I can't tell my clients that I'm not enjoying myself because I'm getting paid for THEIR enjoyment, NOT mine.
I miss the good ole days when clients were just as concerned with my pleasure as they were with their own. Those days seem to be gone.
I have officially become the true definition of a Hooker.
Just there for the man's enjoyment!
:::: That Sucks::::
A bunch of emotionless dead fish just lying there like greasy sardines.
And the fucked up thing is that the sex had fabulous potential because each of these men had huge cocks but just laid there emotionless and silent. It was the type of sex that a married couple who's been married for 50 years would have.
I call it obligation sex....
I'm obligated to let him lay there like a dead fish because that's what he paid to do. Ugh...
That's the down fall of being a hooker; I can't tell my clients that I'm not enjoying myself because I'm getting paid for THEIR enjoyment, NOT mine.
I miss the good ole days when clients were just as concerned with my pleasure as they were with their own. Those days seem to be gone.
I have officially become the true definition of a Hooker.
Just there for the man's enjoyment!
:::: That Sucks::::
The Magic Pussies...
Not just any porn though, home grown amateur ghetto porn is what I LOVE. I’ve said in the past that I am only aroused by amateur porn where the people look like a hot mess. Don’t ask me why, it’s just one of my many sexual deviances that I’ve acquired over the years.
My latest porn obsession is lesbian porn, and I don’t mean lesbian porn designed for the man’s viewing pleasure. I mean DYKE porn!
Anyone who watches porn regularity knows that there is a difference in the girl-on-girl porn that is meant for men versus the girl-on-girl porn meant for DYKES.
Well while on my quest for good Dyke porn, I stumbled upon a lesbian position called Tribbing, and let me just tell you, this shit looks FABULOUS. Tribbing is basically two lesbians in a scissor position rubbing their wet shaved pussies together until they orgasm.
Watch the video below. It’s awesome!
I definitely need to call up one of my Pussy having lovers.
The Lusty Chick
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