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1. Explicit information about the ladies' services, on top of the info already published.
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4. VIP members a chance to chat with providers around the country live in our Video Chat Rooms. Though all registered users can participate in the chats, only VIP members can see the video chats.

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Becoming a Basic Member is FREE. Just click HERE and fill out the form. After you have created a username, you will be offered several options on how to become a VIP Member:

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Tutorial- How to use Review Boards

Here's a quick and painless tutorial on how to find reputable escorts in the areas that you live and travel in.  A lot of you guys don't realize that there are other places to look for pussy besides Backpage.com, and this Tutorial is going to show you some other places to find it.

Two of the biggest and most reputable sites around is TER (TheEroticReview) and (Thebigdoggie). These sites are probably two of the most recognized sites for escorting in the world, and they are relatively simple to navigate.
Click the links provided Below.

(Naughty Reviews) Naughty Reviews

Naughty Reviews is the Newer of the larger Review boards, but it's very simple to navigate. Once inside the site, the review search option is on the left hand side of the site. Click the drop down menu for your desired City/State, and a list of escorts in that area will come up. Premium access to the site is ($19.99 a month) Enjoy!

(The Erotic Review) The Erotic Review

Once inside the Erotic Review Board site, click on the "reviews" category and type in your desired area code to see the girls in that area and read their reviews.  Very simple.  To see the entire review, you must purchase a VIP membership which is about ($25.00 a month) (A small price to pay for peace of mind). Enjoy

The other major Review Board to find reputable pussy is (Thebigdoggie) The Big Doggie Review Board

Once inside, click on "Directory" and click on your desired City and State.  To see the full listing you must become a paid member ($19.95 per month).  I give discounts if you're a paid member with big doggie, so don't forget to tell me if you schedule an appointment.

The last great place to find reputable pussy is (Date-Check) Date-Check
Feel free to use me as a reference if you are a previous Client.  Click on the "Get a free trial if you know Erika link", that's right under my picture, and complete the form inside.

CLIENTS - WITHOUT REFERENCES using Date-Check:  This method REQUIRES personal information, screening and membership fees (free trials is not available).

If you are not friends with any of the verified DATE CHECK adult entertainers, you can click the "JOIN NOW" link located on the menu bar. You will be prompted to select the type of membership (in this case Honorary Member) and enter your email address. Following submitting this information, you are sent an email with a link to the membership form. Click on the link in the email and complete the form. Be sure to provide as much information as possible. The more information provided, the faster we can process an approval.

Once Date-Check receives your application, as well as your screening fee and membership payment (membership fees $12.95 month, $24.96 quarterly, $39.95 semi-annual, $69.25 annual and $124.95 lifetime) , the experienced staff will review the information you provided and make every effort to verify you. Please note: They don't blindly approve applicants. Every bit of information is checked out in many different ways. Prior to approving this application, all information must check out and they must contact you via a verified main phone of employment at an unspecified time.

Approval can be received in the same day or days later. It all depends on the amount of relevant and verifiable information you provide as well as your responsiveness. DATE CHECK is concerned about the QUALITY of our members, not the quantity. Not every applicant is approved.

Remember Guys- When you find your desired provider, please be polite when you call her.  Whining about her rates, or whining about ANYTHING will make you look real BAD, so don't do it.  If she's too expensive, fat, old, or whatever you guys whine about; either save your money for the Super Model girls or find a more suitable provider.  DO NOT contact her and whine about her rates, that's tacky as hell.

Later Lusty Diva's and Dudes!

Hooker School now in Session...No Tuition Required

I've been in this business long enough to know that there is no better teacher of this industry than pure experience. There is no better teacher out there than yourself, which means actually getting out there, and making the mistakes, then ultimately improving on them. You just can't buy this knowledge with books or on websites because every escorts experience is totally different, and one should never expect someone else's experience as an expectation of their own.

Sure there are some common knowledge's that each escort should know in this industry such as laws, safety, health risks, and advertising, but even that can be customized to fit each individual escort. So just imagine my utter disdain when I see different websites and Escorts trying to sell "How To" booklets to a bunch of girls who probably wont stay in the business longer than 3 months. If you want to sell something valuable to these Hookers-in-training, sell your time. Help these girls develop nice websites, be a shoulder to cry on when they need support. Don't sell us a bunch bullshit manuals that tells us absolutely NOTHING.

As far as I'm concerned, the only things a "How to" Manuel should contain is:

-Advertising Info
-How to avoid burn-out and depression
-Laws and Lingo
-Safety
-Screening tips
-Information on saving your money

The rest is pretty much "learn as you go".

No, you don't need the latest Blackberry- iPhone.
No, you don't need the biggest and fastest Mac computer with all the latest features.
No, you don't need the latest PDA or Electronic Organizer. (Paper notebooks work just fine)

The only thing a good ho needs to succeed is a great personality, street smarts, self confidence, a little glamour, knowledge of prostitution Laws and lingo, a great screening method, good organizational skills, and the love for what she does.

Everything else can be learned as she goes.....

Hooker Hater-ism....

I should seriously consider writing an Etiquette Manuel for providers, a "How to" Manuel for the working girls, because most females in this industry got the game all wrong. What a lot of providers fail to realize is that being a "hater" is a sure indication of your insecurity. So if you're a provider who constantly goes out of your way to sabotage another provider, or is constantly making things hard for another working girl, then you are obviously displaying your insecurity on a grand scale.

This "hater-ism" is displayed in monstrous forms on Message Boards, where ho’s Sabotage other ho’s continuously. Thank God I don't rely on message boards for clients, but there are tons of working girls out there that do, and not all of them are bad boards.

I'm always eager to help out my fellow working girls because I know how beneficial good working girls are to our industry. What a lot of these insecure girls fail to realize is that the more reputable providers out there, the more men will come out and play. So it's actually beneficial to have more reputable providers out there so that we can also draw in more new and willing customers. It's all about economics, the Laws of supply and demand.

Take the drugstore chain Walgreens for instance. Just because there is a Walgreens on every single corner doesn't mean that one Walgreens will fail while the others flourish. Walgreens is a much needed commodity in the community, so having the multiple location option is actually beneficial.

So what I guess I'm trying to say is that quality and abundance brings dollars. And if there’s more reputable options out there, that will entice the new-comers and lurkers to empty out those wallets!

Just my opinion!

Without my clients I would be NOTHING!

I've learned a very valuable lesson in this industry over the years, and that lesson is that men don't really have to spend their hard earned money just to roll in the sack with some lame ass, lazy, ungrateful Escort. The choices in the "Pussy for pay" markets are actually very abundant, and the only things they have to do are search, Google, ask around, read reviews - and voila, they got some Pussy to nibble on.

But It's my understanding that most men are usually too busy to do this sort of researching for hookers, so the rule of thumb is to go with the most popular and reputable Escorts in that particular area. So, when you start narrowing down your search for the more popular and reputable escorts, that's when your options sort of dwindle. In all honesty, there are some MAJOR scallywags out there, which usually leave around 10 or less reputable girls to choose from. So just imagine my excitement when a client actually chooses to see me, especially on a regular basis.

I'm usually pretty amazed at the sacrifices that my clients make, just to spend a couple of hours in my presence. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that I'm this fucked up looser, but I can't help but to be grateful for the business and constant love that these men show me.

Without my clients, I would be Bored
Without my clients, I would be broke
Without my clients, I would be lonely
Without my clients, I would be judgmental
Without my clients, I would be nothing

Because of my clients, I have money
Because of my clients, I have romance
Because of my clients, I have adventure
Because of my clients, I have high self-esteem
Because of my clients, I am creative
Because of my clients, I FEEL Powerful
Because of my clients, I FEEL beautiful
Because of my clients, I AM EVERYTHING!

And I thank you, a million and one times!

Changing my Age Requirement...

It's going on 8 glorious years for me in this industry, and so many things have changed since I began. I've changed hairstyles, rates, services, body size, websites, photos, and technique. But the one thing that hasn't changed is my desire for older men. I can honestly credit my successes and fulfillment in this profession to my 35 year age requirement for clients. Now, please don't think that this is s jab at younger men, because lately a few good ones have crossed my path. It's merely me requiring that the men I see meet my comfort standards, and older men just make me feel more comfortable.

I recently lowered that age requirement due to the amount of younger men inquiring about my services, but usually 9 times out of 10 it’s the young ones that cancel frequently, NC/NS, or totally waste my time by playing on the phone. Who does that?

My 11 year old son doesn't even play on the phone like some of these fucktards do.

So many reputable girls are moving towards this age requirement trend; I've seen escorts gradually raise their age requirements from 30 to 40 in a matter of months. And most of them have the same experience as I do when it comes to men, age, and dependability. And YES I am aware that things do come up from time to time where men have to cancel, but it's a seemingly unending epidemic with younger men. Why is that? I'll never know, but I always make mental note of those things when I'm deciding to enforce rules and regulations.

Erika

Being a Loner....

When I first started out in this industry as a "Rookie Hoe", I always believed that making friends with other ladies and forming alliances would be a great benefit. As the times progressed on, I found that the complete opposite was more the benefit. I have learned through experience that less is more. The least amount of ladies I cohort with, the better, and I'm not saying that to sound bitchy or arrogant. The truth of the matter is, when major bull shit or drama begins to float around, I can stay neutral because, well, I stay to myself!

This formula is the reason why I haven't become jaded with the industry or the people in it. As far as I'm concerned, all the local providers are FABULOUS, because I don’t know any. I don't participate in any gossip or message boards, so I don't hear what's going on with so and so, or who did what to whom. It's all a matter of staying to myself, and keeping my shit running smoothly. To be perfectly honest, I really don't want a whole lot of providers in my business because that's what usually leads to petty chatter, and childish competition.

I once had a provider mention my low rates to another provider, and how I'm a low-baller. First of all, I've been in the business for some time now, and my rates have always been pretty low, so why worry about it now? Just focus on YOUR business and stay out of mine. There is a method to my madness believe it or not. I like to keep my rates low so that when the economy is dwindling; by business wont dwindle along with it.

In the end, I guess you can call me the Super Walmart!

“Save Money, Lick Better”

Video Blogging and Bullshitting....

Good Morning family,

I have decided to start a new chapter in this blogging journey by making video blogs.

In my video blogs I will be talking a whole lotta bullshit about a number of topics in conjunction with my written blogs.

I have decided to do this so that my Freaky friends, clients, Co-professionals, and potential clients can get a clear idea of my crazy prospective on different topics that affect us all in this Adult industry. I will try to make them funny, witty, informative, and entertaining like my Youtube vlogging days!

I will try my best to update my video blogs weekly with informative bullshit, so please be patient! I hope everyone enjoys their week, and please be safe!

Erika

Weighing the truth....

This particular entry my not be popular with my fellow BBW's and thick sisters. This particular entry may rub a few ladies the wrong way, but trust me on this. This is not a put down or "Sell-out" post because I too am a big girl, and proud of it. I'm looking at the bigger picture here, especially being a sex worker. No matter how much I try and make light of my weight, I STILL understand that BBW's are a niche market in this industry and not the mainstream desires of most men.

The truth of the matter is....If you want to make the big dollars in this industry, you got to be thin. It's not entirely our fault though because there is this standard of beauty that has been forced down our throats for centuries, which is: "Thin is in and Fat is Whack". Society equates femininity with body size, so the bigger woman, the less feminine she's considered. Now, am I saying that bigger women are less feminine or less attractive, HELL NO. But the truth of the matter is the ideal fantasy woman isn't 5'5 and 230 pounds. She's thin, petite, streamline, and model-like.

Now some of you may be thinking, "this girl doesn't know what she's talking about", but just look at the more popular and sought after escorts. They are all thin and model-like. When was the last time you saw a BBW charging $800/hours and getting it with no problems or questions asked? NEVER! Well I haven't seen any....

Men still have this predatory nature when it comes to women and size, and a big woman goes against the male’s idea of the submissive feminine species.

But in the end, most men are actually confused as to what looks good vs. what feels good.

And nothing says UN-sexy like a woman with the figure and body type of an 11 year old boy.

Just my opinion......

Dutch Dick...Yummy!

You can tell that a girl enjoys her work when she actually looks forward to Monday arriving. Mondays are like the start of a great adventure, a great romance. I actually look forward to spending time with my client's, because it's the only male companionship that I get during the week.

Last Fridays encounter still rings fresh in my mind, as I had the most intense session with the most charming European client!

The smell of his fresh cologne lingers on my skin as I get butterflies thinking of the marvelous encounter that this Dutch-Canadian man and I shared. His thick Dutch accent still rings in my ears as I'm getting ready for my evening job. The way he says my name makes my knees buckle, and with his intense Nordic features he admires my brown skin in contrast to his pale skin. He smiled at me with the biggest loving grin, and I could not help but to giggle like a school girl. His gaze was like a fire, and I could feel the heat radiating from him as I helped him undress. He could hardly contain himself as I was attempting to give him a massage. My nude oiled body pressed up against his, rubbing and gyrating on top of him. His only concern was pleasing me, so who am I to deny the man the pleasure of pleasing me. He slowly climbed on my back, and slathered the scented oil on me. I moaned as he pressed hard on my lower back and butt, paying attention to my sore areas. His touch was like gold, and I was instantly on fire.

He then turned me over and parted my legs to give me the most erotic oral pleasure imaginable. His tongue was soft and wet, and so was my pussy. He sucked and tugged on my clit like it was salty caviar. A decadent delicacy experienced by few. Although there was no intercourse, there was an intense passion and romance.

To top it all off, I had him speak dirty to me in Dutch which was wildly erotic. Its encounters like this one that makes me want to provide the best service imaginable. You men treat me like the Queen of Sheba. I feel loved and adored by you men. So just imagine the sheer anticipation for Mondays to arrive, so that I can experience this pleasure all over again!

YES...this is what I Love most about escorting!

Erika

The Lusty Chick

Go to http://thelustychick.com

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